Liddle’ Stable-Genius Junior

Throughout history, there have been some truly terrible men in power: Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Idi Amin, Pol Pot. Their actions have left the world reeling.

However, what I am not used to; what my psyche just reels from, is a child in the most powerful position in the world. A child who has access to the nuclear codes.

In these past three years, quite a few people have commented that the president has the mind of an adolescent.

They got it wrong. Trump hasn’t reached adolescence. He is under five. He is on the floor, playing with Legos, and building a moat around his castle. He reaches up to a bag full of Gummi Worms and says I’m making a snake and alligator moat! They’re gonna eat up whoever tries to come over to my castle! I am king of the world.

No. Do not defend him. It’s too ludicrous. He got mad at Kirstjen Nielsen because he couldn’t shoot the bad guys when they came over. She got fired because she kept bringing up these stupid laws. Girls are no fun. They stop all the murder.

So, this is how I look at our current situation:

Have you ever been invited out to dinner, or to a party, and there’s someone’s kid there? And you introduce yourself to the kid, and the kid ignores you? And you think,